Car Sex Tips

Car Sex Tips

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How many of our JewCee Fam have had Car Sex?

Was the moment spontaneous or planned? Was the moment an awkward adventure? Was the encounter difficult to achieve satisfaction? Was the moment FABULOUS?

… or possibly this is something you and your partner want to try…hhmmm?

Below are a few tips on how to have Sexsessful Car Sex! Feel free to share your tips in the comments!

Tip 1: Get creative — think outside penetrative sex. Mutual Masturbation can be quite the turn on! Note: Keep Baby Wipes in your glove-box for quick & easy clean up.

Tip 2: Just go for it. Relax, have fun, and laugh. It’s funny! Don’t be self-conscious when you’re as folded and twisted as a pretzel.

Tip 3: Keep your height differences in mind and the space within the vehicle.

Tip 4: Remove only the clothes you have to, and try to keep them all in the same place after you take them off; nothing kills a post-sex mood like digging around under a car seat for your underwear. Or simply go COMMANDO 😈. Ladies: Sundresses – No Bra – No Panties! Try to wear clothes with no buttons or zippers. Easy Access Clothing! (when possible)

Tip 5: It’s all about communication and relaxation. Also foreplay, foreplay, FOREPLAY! Ladies or Gentlemen ~ nothing like Playing with yourself while your partner is driving to that secluded spot!

Tip 6: Choose the time carefully, and use the nighttime to your advantage.

Tip 7: Accept the fact that this isn’t your bed — but it’ll be FUN & ADVENTUROUS! Find positions that are comfortable for you and your partner.

Tip 8: Make sure you choose a secluded place to park, where people (and cops) won’t be walking by. Remember: In many states it is still Illegal to have sex out in public… (stupid law)

Tip 9: The car itself is key. In a bigger car like a Minivan or SUV you can put down the back seats to make a totally flat area behind the first row.

Tip 10: If you have an attached garage, utilize this space as a Car Sex Experimental Testing Site or just consider it another room. Great way to have a quickie if you have a house full of kids or people! 😉

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BLACK LOVE MATTERS

WE HAVE LOST OUR WAY…LET’S GET BACK TO LOVE!

ALL LOVE MATTERS…BUT BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN “LABELED” A BLACK WOMAN ~ I WANT TO STRESS AND REMIND MY PEOPLE ~ BLACK LOVE MATTERS!

KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE PRIZE…

Corinthians 13:13  And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.

1st Annual Ebony Exotic Experience is just that simple. Let’s get back to LOVE!

Being Comfortable in Your Own Erotic Skin

Being comfortable in your own Erotic Skin is imperative. Allowing yourself the freedom to choose sexually just how Sensual & Sexy you wish to be is a joy to behold!

I meet so many people that are so worried about what other people will think, that they miss out on moments in time that could improve their relationships. I’ve also met so many people that have been controlled and contained within someone else’s box of what sex sDSC07655-1hould be that they have lost their Erotic way! …from when to have sex to what positions to have sex in – to what to enjoy sexually. Every aspect of their sexual being is REALLY controlled by someone else’s opinion. …and some don’t even realize it.

When I sit down and talk to women in particular about why they won’t try anal sex or a threesome or give head – I pretty much know the answer that they are about to give and how that answer developed in their mind.  It is obvious in our conversation that they have been “told” by either a close friend or a family member that whatever they are about to embark in is “nasty”, painful, or simply just frowned upon. …because OF COURSE these folks have TRIED EVERYTHING!  …yeah right…

Simply put, they have allowed someone else – who by the way has not even tried any of the above mentioned scenarios, but have a negative ‘opinion’ about them – to dictate how awful it would be to even “try” any of the acts of pleasure. It always amazes me how quickly these ladies take on the views of someone else without even seeing for themselves what they are missing.

I travel around dispelling rumors and innuendo with regards to sex in an attempt to allow people to step out of their sexual box that someone else has created for them. What amazes me is, so many people have the same “hang-ups” when it comes to sex and for the same reason…someone “told” them this was bad.

I was taught to: Open the book and read it for myself. …and my favorite: An opinion is like an asshole, everyone has one. …so how do we get out of the confinement of the sexual box that someone else built?

Well the first step is to know that you’re in that box. If you’re not fulfilled, if you feel that something is missing, if you want to try new erotic adventures – GO FOR IT! Do your own research. Find like-minded people. Step out and away from that box. Allow yourself to breathe in the aroma of sexuality. Close your eyes and visualize yourself being enlightened. Explore new positions and the various realms of the Lifestyle.

…this is not to say that you will like everything you try Erotically, but at least you will have formed your own opinion and taken that step of being comfortable in your own Erotic Skin.

The Importance of Sex (Part 2)

SEX is that double edged sword that can cut the heart out of a relationship with a single swipe or give a relationship that added oomph! When we talk about SEX and relationships we have to add a lot of factors into the mix. Emotions, perception, wants and desires, kink and freakiness as well as frequency and ability.  I also would throw in drive and ambition to satisfy your partner.

Looking at all of these fThat Love 1actors, affords us the opportunity to really delve into the importance of SEX in a relationship.  Remember, over 20% of committed relationships fail due to SEX – either not enough or too much. If SEX is important enough to end the most sacred of relationships – a marriage, shouldn’t we take a deep look at its effect on a relationship and recognize the significance that sex has on a relationship?

Many people will say that SEX isn’t the glue that holds their relationship together. Yet let their partner step out on them and have sex with another person and all bets are off! Now you may say that it’s the sneaking and the lying that cause a person who is cheated on to end the relationship and normally I would be inclined to agree with you, but I want to take this a step further…  If all the person is doing is having SEX why does it destroy a marriage? Is it because they are only supposed to have SEX with their partner? After all this is the same person that does not believe that SEX is that important…so why does it matter that their partner decides to have sex with someone else? I mean…if the person is not getting what they want at home and there is a deep divide in sexual activity – why shouldn’t they be allowed to “step-out” on their partner to satisfy their sexual cravings with one that is willing to fulfill their needs? Why are we shocked and appalled when we know unequivocally that we are not having sex on a regular basis?  

In other words, you can’t be upset if a partner has sex outside the relationship when you act and feel that SEX isn’t important to your relationship.  People that cheat in their relationships have a reason – it may not be a good one to the person that is cheated on – but it is “logical” to the person that cheated.

I’m not saying by any stretch of the imagination that people that cheat should get a pass, but what I am saying is…as long as we keep considering SEX as an afterthought to our relationships or treat it as a chore instead of a way to enhance our bond with that person we cherish. …as long as we keep saying, “Sex isn’t important in my relationship. I can take it or leave it.” …as long as we deny ourselves the pleasures and the euphoric feeling that comes from having SEX… …as long as we belittle SEX in such a way that demoralizes its very existence, the percentages will continue to rise and we will continue to be dissatisfied within our own sexual relationships.

The battle rages inside of us. With all of the boundaries securely in place regarding sex – from family and friends to church and state – we have lost our passion and desire. Sex can become mechanical and mundane.  Exploring a new horizon outside of the parameters set by outsiders can bring upon great shame.  The internal struggle is real. Do we stay true to our “values” or do we unleash the sexual creatures that we are?

I say…UNLEASH! It’s okay to say that SEX IS IMPORTANT! It’s okay to want GREAT SEX! It’s okay to step up your SEX game! It’s okay to try something new to rekindle the passion that you and your partner deserve in your sex life! It’s okay to make SEX a PRIORITY!